Mr. Fitch’s Students' Limericks
The Spanish Son
There once was a man from Spain
Who liked to dance in the rain.
He exclaimed out loud.
"Why there isn't a cloud!"
His sadness, he could not restrain.
- Mr. F.
(Untitled)
I once loaned someone a pen
But never got it back again.
One day I’ll attack.
I'll get my pen back
And plow through one thousand men.
There was a small boy from France
Who didn’t know how to dance.
The girls told him bad
Which made him mad.
So he gave up on romance!
There once was a boy named Jim.
He had, a girlfriend named Kim.
They worked together
For none the better.
And now they’re married again.
There was a neat boy named Ian.
This boy was European.
He always loved school.
He thought it was real cool.
And nobody ever did see him.
There once was a man named Dave.
Who was always in a cave.
He ran out the door.
But there was no floor
He ended up in a wave.
PIG’S WIG
There once was a little pink pig.
She fancied herself in a wig.
She went to the store,
Tried on fifty more,
Found the right one, and started a jig.
MOONLIGHT WISH
Once upon a moonlit night
I saw a streaming beam of light.
As it crossed the night skies
I stood there with closed eyes
Wished on it, with all my might.
Harry ?
There once was a man named Harry
Who wanted to eat a berry.
He went to a farm,
And to his alarm,
His rear had became quite hairy.
